A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
~Groucho Marx
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
~Josh Billings
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
~Erma Bombeck
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
~George Bernard Shaw
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
~Groucho Marx
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
~Bob Hope
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
~H. L. Mencken
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
~Steven Wright
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
~Yogi Berra
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
~Bill Cosby
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
~Mark Twain
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
~Satchel Paige
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
~Groucho Marx
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
~Casey Stengel
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
~Charles M. Schulz
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
~Bill Cosby
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
~Hedy Lamarr
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
~Groucho Marx
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
~Tracey Ullman
Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
~Marilyn vos Savant
Monday, July 6, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Romance Love Quotes
" Most part of a lover's life is full of agony, anxiety, fear and grief, complaints, sighs, suspicions, and cares (heigh-ho my heart is woe), full of silence and irksome solitariness”
~ Robert Burton
" Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of the same.”
~ Phyllis McGinley
" One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy, or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched."
~ Jean De La Bruyère
" It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot”
~ Honore de Balzac
" Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.”
~ Aphra Behn
" You know that you are in love when the hardest thing to do is say good-bye!!”
~ cheeringmonkylvr
“All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction”
~ Marya Mannes
" Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.”
~ Elbert Hubbard
"Just as in earthly life lovers long for the moment when they are able to breathe forth their love for each other, to let their souls blend in a soft whisper, so the mystic longs for the moment when in prayer he can, as it were, creep into God.”
~ Soren Kierkegaard
" From the dark end of the street -- To the bright side of the road -- We'll be lovers once again on the --Bright side of the road .”
~ cymbidia Van Morrison
" Lovers of literature will look for the remains of the golden treasure in that shipwreck on the bottom of the sea of criticism.” ~ Josef Skvorecky
" A wife, a lover, can perhaps never see what the artist sees They rarely ever do. Perhaps a really mediocre artist has more chance of success.”
~ Jacob Epstein
"One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy,
or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched." ~ Jean De La Bruyère
" Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it."
~ Unknown
" We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly ” ~ Sam Keen
" Love ceases to be a pleasure,
when it ceases to be a secret."
~ Aphra Behn
“ If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account
for the fact that most women are animal lovers.” ~ Doris Day
" Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers
lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."
~ Stephen King
" My God, these folks don't know how to
love -- that's why they love so easily."
~ D. H. Lawrence
" Scratch a lover, and find a foe."
~ Dorothy Parker
~ Robert Burton
" Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of the same.”
~ Phyllis McGinley
" One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy, or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched."
~ Jean De La Bruyère
" It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot”
~ Honore de Balzac
" Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.”
~ Aphra Behn
" You know that you are in love when the hardest thing to do is say good-bye!!”
~ cheeringmonkylvr
“All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction”
~ Marya Mannes
" Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.”
~ Elbert Hubbard
"Just as in earthly life lovers long for the moment when they are able to breathe forth their love for each other, to let their souls blend in a soft whisper, so the mystic longs for the moment when in prayer he can, as it were, creep into God.”
~ Soren Kierkegaard
" From the dark end of the street -- To the bright side of the road -- We'll be lovers once again on the --Bright side of the road .”
~ cymbidia Van Morrison
" Lovers of literature will look for the remains of the golden treasure in that shipwreck on the bottom of the sea of criticism.” ~ Josef Skvorecky
" A wife, a lover, can perhaps never see what the artist sees They rarely ever do. Perhaps a really mediocre artist has more chance of success.”
~ Jacob Epstein
"One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy,
or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched." ~ Jean De La Bruyère
" Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it."
~ Unknown
" We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly ” ~ Sam Keen
" Love ceases to be a pleasure,
when it ceases to be a secret."
~ Aphra Behn
“ If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account
for the fact that most women are animal lovers.” ~ Doris Day
" Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers
lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."
~ Stephen King
" My God, these folks don't know how to
love -- that's why they love so easily."
~ D. H. Lawrence
" Scratch a lover, and find a foe."
~ Dorothy Parker
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