Cute quotes

If you got any better looking we would be twins.

~Douglas Housh~

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The only way i can get better looking is if there was more of me.

~Douglas Housh~

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You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
- Unknown

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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh
- W. H. Auden

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If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.
- Erma Bombeck

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The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul.
- Linda Knight

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I just thought of something funny...your mother.
- Cheech Marin

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Sometimes, a cute friend makes an acutely painful enemy. - Unknown

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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you
cry with your girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
- Arnold Glasow

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